Pshh...Your Mom
Yes! This Is A Page For Yo Mamma Joke!
(Hope You Don't Get Offended)
| Yo Mamma Is So Dumb She Put A Quarter In A Parking Meter And Waited For A Gumball To Come Out |
| Yo Mamma Is So Poor I Stepped On A Cardboard Box And She Said "GET OFF MY HOUSE!". |
| Yo Mamma Is So Hairy She Makes King Kong Look Bald |
| Yo Mamma Is So Fat She Makes Big Bird Look Like A Rubber Duck |
| Yo Mamma so fat people jog around her for exercise |
| Yo Mamma so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy |
| Yo Mamma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" |
| Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." |
| Yo Mamma Is So Fat When Her Doctor Asked For Her Weight He Said "Sorry Ma'am We Need Your Weight NOT Your Phone Number" |
| Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! |